I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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