So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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