shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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