either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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