let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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