I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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