This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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