She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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