How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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