I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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