Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny

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(678): View more from Georgia

So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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(330): View more from Ohio

When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(347): View more from New York

she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Pics or STFU

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..

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