In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
this just has baby written all over it
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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