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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Want to have sex later?

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  This feels like a trap

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

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  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.

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• (916): View more from California

  Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.

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