i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?