As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
as a side note pls kill me