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(828): View more from North Carolina

As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?

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(954): View more from Florida

He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

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(509): View more from Washington

Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.

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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry

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I'm hurrying

(307): View more from Wyoming

Dude. She just shit herself.

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(727): View more from Florida

This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

as a side note pls kill me

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