he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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