Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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