I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
birth control should be required to get into college
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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