Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
