In the future we'll all be gay
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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