I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dick very happy bro
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
