do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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