Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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