He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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