Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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