Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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