How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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