you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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