we have pet lesbian snakes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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