Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
