my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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