So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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