I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
In other news, I just burned my penis
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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