I think i peed on brittanys purse
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She even gives head with a lisp.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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