That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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