i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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