I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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