would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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