Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Can I color on your dick again?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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