at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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