dude i'm inner monologue high
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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