Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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