it wasn't lemon gatorade
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
