question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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