apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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