Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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