How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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