Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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