I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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