if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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