Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
