The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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