how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Two words: nipple clamps
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