so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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