sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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