We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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