Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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