I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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