I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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