so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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