What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
