If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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